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[Since the nice girl had seemed sick, Ren had decided early on to give Tokage one of the roses. She's a little nervous to be visiting, and isn't quite sure how to go about this either. She knocks on the door, then takes a step back in case someone scary answers and waits.]

( one of these days Tokage will be normal and actually pop out the door, for now, however, Ren will have to deal with him poking his head around the corner, eyes wide. )

Oh! Now you're someone I hadn't expected to see again. Hello, it looks like you're doing good.

[At least she isn't so jittery this time. It was easy enough to get used to Tokage after their first house encounter.]

Yes, I feel good.

[Though soon, she holds out a white rose that was held tightly in her hands. It seemed like something Tokage would like. Who doesn't like pretty flowers?]

This is for you. It's a pretty flower.

Seen anything scary, so far?

( and it's obvious, how she's calmer now, and that has Tokage lose some of this own tension.

He walks closer but instead of putting his hands in his pocket he keeps them at his side )

Really? You came here to bring me a gift?

[Every girl who responded to Masaomi's little pre-Valentine's broadcast (and a few others besides) will find a tiny little gift box in their mail today. Inside is a single fancy chocolate - and a simple note.]

Happy White Day!
~ Kida Masaomi

[That's right, ladies. Even if you don't love Masaomi, he still loves you!]

We don't have the best record when it comes to presents ( `_)乂(_’ )

( the reply should come fast, even in message-form. Tokage had been considering doing this before, but had been really rather unsure. He'd seen Kida on the street before, maybe more than once, but had never really thought the time right )

Edited 2013-03-15 20:29 (UTC)

[Masaomi's been unsure what to do, himself. He could have contacted Tokage sooner. Should have, maybe. Details of that day are a little hazy, but he's pretty sure he frightened her, or at least pissed her off. Maybe both. He doesn't like doing either of those things, especially to a girl.

But those roses were to blame, he's sure - and they've made him do a lot worse. (Don't even ask...) May as well try to fix things. And White Day is as good an excuse as any.]

It's not poisoned, I swear!

[He's only half joking... Another text follows soon after the first.]

Look, I'm sorry things were weird, with the roses. We should try it again sometime, no flowers involved!

[... Masaomi, you're trying to get out of buying her anything as well as being practical, aren't you?]

I wasn't worried about it before you wrote that. . . did you try them yourself first? We should probably be more cautious from now on (￣◇￣;)

( being worried about magic isn't the same as being worried about poison, okay? okay. Still, he isn't actually frowning at the idea here, if anything, he is confused and trying to play this entire situation by ear. Not easy, that )

Isn't that too easy? that can't be how these things are supposed to go.

No, didn't try them myself. But I got them at the store! Not from the landlord.

[Lesson learned: the landlord is one suspicious S.O.B.]

It's fine! The way I figure it, we both did some strange things.

But I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings or anything.

Smart move. I don't think that I'll touch anything he leaves after this. Some of the things that happened were just too much! I guess that's what it feels like to be drunk. I can't be sure, but I didn't feel in control at all. That was weird, right??

the landlord is a ho and we should all drown him in one of the pools y/< )

[All the Y. 'Why' does the landlord do these things, and Y, he should be stopped.]

Seriously. Let's never do that again.

[All the negativity. There's a reason why Masaomi avoids it if he can.]

So how about it? Time for take 2?

To think that his idea of utopia has people fight in such a way and. . . do other things, of course. You can just tell that he isn't human at all. You're brave! Maybe I'm worried about something like this happening again?

( he isn't really shocked, if anything, he can go back to a blank slate easily enough, but this place certainly doesn't easy his paranoia down. Also, playing around a bit is always fun, right~ )

Don't know about that. Humans can do plenty of nasty things too, yanno?

[It's anyone's guess why he's even taking her statement (mostly) seriously. Just playing along, probably.]

It'll be fine! No roses, no trouble, right?

[If the landlord cheated him out of a date, Masaomi may go homicidal on the guy yet.]

( and, Oh, he agrees with this sentiment, he does, but it's not like he can tell you that humans, at least, aren't usually around long enough to get too dangerous. Maybe something like it? )

Humans are more limited at least. they can only do so many things for so long and they usually feel something. I don't know if that guy feels anything at all. Will you take care of the drinks then? Or we could get ice cream...

[If the landlord doesn't feel anything, even with everything he does -... Well, there are people like that, too. People who feel, maybe, but enjoy the hell they put others through. Masaomi is intimately acquainted with one such person.

Which is why it takes him long enough to reply that he decides to just drop that part of the conversation. This is about happy, fun things, dammit! The rest can go to hell.]

Ice cream sounds great! Sure, I can pay for that.

[He really hopes he's going to get that job at Hiruma's. Last. Money. EVER! He overdid White Day a little...]

When will it be convenient, fair maiden~?

( so many unpleasant memories thanks to supurbia; Tokage might be considering sueing the PR-dpt. except that this totally isn't his style. Maybe he can make up for it, though? )

You need to be careful, one day a pretty girl will turn your head and make use of that. I'm in the middle of making lunch, but we could meet in an hour? Does this work for you?

Every pretty girl can turn my head and keep it spinning for all eternity! That's what being a man is all about!

[Fact of life: exclamation points make everything 50% more true.]

I'll clear my busy schedule. Meet at Honeybee or someplace?

[Roses or no roses, he's oddly reluctant to meet up at the gate again. Clearly even he has the need for a fresh start of sorts.]

( exclamation points are inferior to emotes though )

Oh? I guess I wouldn't know anything about that wwww it sounds dangerous though. you should take good care of yourself, okay? Would it be too weird to ask to meet you some place a bit more private? Honeybee would only be okay if it happened to be mostly empty.

[Masaomi doesn't use emotes all that often. He's probably just too lazy. But, if it helps, he thinks they're really cute when Tokage uses them.]

Life is nothing without a little risk! And there's nothing wrong with a few battle scars.

[At which point mun's heart went ouch once again.

Oh, private? She wants to meet him in private~? Well! He's hardly going to object to that.]

Your place, then? Mine's kind of busy at the moment.

[OK, not really. But Izaya lives there, so Masaomi is not going to receive anyone there if he can help it.]

( it's okay Masaomi; the sole reason Tokage uses emotes is that he believes it to be part of his school-girl act. He might be getting way too much fun out of them anyway )

We're a bit young for scars. They look better if there is grey hair at the same time wwww! Sure, my place is empty, actually. Looks like I'm the only one left here.I'll cook something for you, but dessert will be your job.

( which...can sound like that kind of invitation, but is actually just your regular lamentation. Looks like someone is lonely )

[Is that what she thinks about scars? Well, in that case, he'll make sure to not accidentally-on-purpose show her any of his. Fortunately, most of them are well hidden anyway. There's just the one on his forehead - and his hair tends to cover that.]

All alone? That's kind of sad! I'll be glad to keep you company.

[Hell, if it wasn't for his 'little' sister, he wouldn't mind moving in with Tokage. He doesn't feel comfortable leaving Hiyori in a house with Izaya, though, even if they lived there together for months before Masaomi showed up.]

Alright! I'll bring something good. See you then!

[Surprisingly, he doesn't take it the wrong way, nor is he even thinking along those lines. He's such a strange mix of pushy and innocent.

He'll just be dropping by the supermarket for some dessert - ice cream, fruit, and chocolate sauce, maybe - and showing up at her door at about the right time.]

( the question is if Tokage has any opinion about scars at all. For someone who can regrow - could regrow - limbs, scars have to be an abstract concept. What would he think about Kida's? Maybe not much at all, just now, but oh-so much more later )

Isn't it?! I've had people over and visited a few others, but it just isn't the same. Try to cheer me up, yes? I'll make it worth your while ♡＾▽＾♡

( and he'll leave the door ajar for you, because he might be paranoid but he's also not, sometimes. Could be a test, but it could also be nothing more than Tokage not wanting to abandon his dishes.

You'll find him in the kitchen Kida, the one place clearly lived in and personalised, with an apron tied around his waist and bending over a pot. )

Cheering you up will be its own reward!

[Open doors are wonderful, but he's going to knock as he arrives, anyway, before pushing the door fully open.]

Hello~? Your dessert has arrived!

And the ice cream, too!

[He kills himself, really. ~~If only someone else did, too.~~ Removing his shoes and jacket at the door, he'll walk into the house. The kitchen is a safe bet, if only to put the ice cream in the freezer.]

( Oh Kida, your jokes are so bad for everyone's health. There probably aren't that many pots that have ever been looked at quite this dubiously and it's all your doing. ) Really, I wonder who set you loose...

( but he'll turn around, or at least crane his neck and widen his eyes ) You make it sound like you're trying to tempt me! How is a girl supposed to say no to that?

( now let's just hope that empathy-tango won't suck too much )

She isn't, of course!

[He'll just make himself at home; puts the fruit on the counter, the ice cream in the freezer, the chocolate sauce in the fridge.]

She's supposed to fall madly in love with me. And laugh at my jokes.

[Silent hint is not very silent. Not that he really minds her not laughing at his jokes, as long as she tolerates them - and she's been doing that pretty well.]

That's the basis of any good relationship, don'tcha think?

[Grinning at her now. He may not be all that serious, but he's not really joking, either. Nothing here but a lot of positive feelings, something like daydreams. Sure, you could state the obvious and point out the practical issues with them - but why would you? There's nothing wrong with enjoying them while they last. That's what they're for!]

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[ACTION outside yo house]

sounds like MTV's Crib...

I remember watching that show. The shame.

Holly Heights Crib could actually be hilarious WHO KNOWS

He's just gonna pretend nothing happened, OK? OK.

text; Okay!! more threads with Darling-you <3.

text; woohoo~!

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